After five long weeks,
British Boot Camp has finally left the grey shores of the UK, moving on to the
land of opportunity. And opportunity knocks for the six hopefuls, as they aimed
to impress TNA owner Dixie Carter during lunch, and tried to get used to their
new surroundings. (Yes, there was no wrestling.) Ho-hum.
It was never going to match last week’s high-octane live
show, but this week’s episode was slower than the Great Khali. If I wanted to watch
an old woman eat lunch, I could watch the
Real Housewives, but perhaps I'm being facetious.
After all, the lunch meeting did contain the highlight of
the show, which was the prospective matches for the six finalists if they make
it through the next round. Each was paired off against a professional TNA
wrestler, with Kay Lee Ray v Gail Kim and Dave Mastiff v Samoa Joe probably the
pick of the bunch.
Before that though, the finalists will be pitched against
each other in a six-man face-off, with only three moving forward to the 1v1
matches against the TNA pros.
I could continue for the sake of the word count, but there
was literally nothing more of importance or relevance within the entire
episode. Instead, there were painful scenes with Spud taking the guys out on a
tour of DC, as well as ‘scenes from the RV’, but instead I’ll leave you with
the words of Dave Mastiff, as he described Grado perfectly:
“He walks round in his
wrestling gear 24/7, shuffling his little fat arse.”
Indeed, Mr Mastiff. I only wish the show didn’t have to
shuffle through filler like this.
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